Him: "We were reading Aesop's Fables the other night,
and she surprised me by knowing the definition of a fable."
Her: "A fable is a story that teaches a lesson!"
Me: "So what's your favorite fable?"
Her: "Once there was a fox that wanted some grapes
and he really wanted the grapes so he tried to jump up
and get them but he messed it up
and so he tried again but he messed it up again
but then he walked away because he decided the grapes were sour
and that teaches you not to be greedy
and want too much pizza."
Him: ".... I think we may have combined a few there."
- Humans of NY